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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Joni Ernst Issues Non-Apology for Joke About People Dying Due to GOP Medicaid Cuts - Rolling Stone

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Samsung teases Galaxy Z Fold 7 with an absolutely bizarre ‘Ultra experience’ [Video] - 9to5Google

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysts Look to Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch After Stock Hit From Musk-Trump Spat - Investopedia

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Is it helpful to justify the reason for a breakup when ending a relationship?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

NASA’s Voyager Probes Uncover a Mysterious “Wall of Fire” Beyond Our Solar System - The Daily Galaxy

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

How did Farrah Fawcett die?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts